I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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