she woke up with a sticky ear
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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