Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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