Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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