No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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