How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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