Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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