Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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