FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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