You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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