Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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