Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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