i jhust puked up my retainher.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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