he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Randomize
