We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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