But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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