dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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