butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
