You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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