Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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