Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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