First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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