whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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