i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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