Someone shit on the floor
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
be right there i have to get my cape
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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