nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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