I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
