OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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