we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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