I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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