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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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