he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm getting married
To pizza
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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