I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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