Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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