Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Dick very happy bro
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
