Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hello my rib-scented angel!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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