Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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