hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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