Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats