All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?