these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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