Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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