My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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