Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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