You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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