Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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