The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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