There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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