Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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