your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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