we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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