Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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