Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
they call him Oral-B. enough said
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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