Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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