can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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