The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
