My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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