Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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