Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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