Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Say something about gay babies.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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