If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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