I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.